These Recipes From Kids Will Make Your Stomach Hurt From Laughing
By Aimee LutkinUpdated Oct. 14 2018, 9:00 p.m. ET
Kids say the darndest things and cannot be trusted with fire, so they make bad people to follow in the kitchen. But we still love hearing their ideas about food, because they're so imaginative. Food is more a supply from the craft store than something you would eat.
That's why it's no surprise that some restaurants ban kids who are under 5 years old, and despite some backlash, business boomed for the venue. Which says a lot about mixing kids with food in public.
So, when one teacher asked her young students to come up with their own recipes it was dangerous for the digestive system but good for laughs. Twitter user Jordan Adams shared a cookbook from his nephew's pre-k class, and they're the perfect example of the delirious minds that want to serve you actual mud pies:
My nephews Ethanβs pre-k class made a cook book, and all the kids had to come up with all the recipesππ so much better than I couldβve imagined. pic.twitter.com/X5d0Sqzw5N
β Jordan Adams (@JordanKAdams97) May 16, 2018Ethan's Eggs sound delicious, but they are missing one key ingredient: eggs.
Ariana's Macaroni involves time at the pool, which I am on board with.
Joe's Tacos took a really fast turn. He does NOT want tacos.
And Sebastian's Pancakes sound delicious, but they're pretty pricey:
Though they would never eat any of these recipes in a million years, people love them:
It's weird, but I can hear kids' voices while reading the instructions and that just makes Ariana's Macaroni so much better.
β Jessica Lynn Carlson @ Phoenix Comic Fest (@JessLCarlson) May 17, 2018I hear Ariana's Macaroni in a rather serious adult voice, at a poetry reading. It gets a standing ovation, the audience moved to tears.
β Jon South (@phlebasjon) May 18, 2018The Teachers out here really just writing down the children's pure stream of consciousness
β πΈο½ο½ο½ο½ πΈ (@LewdHD) May 18, 2018And find them pretty relatable, actually:
When I re-read the paper that I wrote last minute and submitted at 11:59pm pic.twitter.com/NT0eQ0Y1U2
β πΆπππππ Β’πππ (@kriddyscent) May 19, 2018It's like demented Ratatouille in here.
Well Gusteau did say that anyone can cook. pic.twitter.com/9WZyTAvGqR
β Chris (@IcemanFTW) May 18, 2018Getting recipes from kids is a pretty common thing, because it's always funny. Some people shared their own weirdo recipes from school, which they've held onto all these years in case they want to give themselves food poisoning someday:
iβve done this pic.twitter.com/sCHfRzxrKv
β Chris Glisson (@CGlisson2) May 20, 2018Maybe even on Thanksgiving:
Hereβs my thanksgiving dinner recipe from kindergarten pic.twitter.com/iVGCsrVCGg
β jade (@superraddad_) May 21, 2018And teachers everywhere love compiling them:
As requested:
2017 Kindergarten Thanksgiving Cookbook
We need them!
This cookbook needs to be published. pic.twitter.com/1Dki5mjmLX
β ππ±πΎπ΅πͺ π₯ (@xaletse) May 20, 2018Keep me laughing, kids, as I eat this boring sandwich that is made with bread instead of two skateboards, or something.
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